1. |
Intro
00:48
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2. |
How to Tie Your Shoe
01:37
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You need to go to school
but you don’t
know how to
tie your shoes
this is how to tie your shoes
and the first step is
make the left
and right lace into a triangle
then put the right lace
into the triangle
then you need to tug
then the second step is
make the left lace
into a bunny ear
then wrap the right lace
around your index finger and thumb
there will be hole to the left
of the bunny ear
then put the right lace
into the bunny ear
then you need to tug
but don't let them get out of bunny ears
(pig squeals)
now you know how to tie your shoes
(now you know how to your shoes)
that was how to tie your shoes
right done
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3. |
How to Untie Your Shoe
00:04
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Grab the strings and pull!
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4. |
Smartcash
00:37
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Buy SmartCash today the FOMO X8
Don’t need no credit card
Don’t need no paper stacks
Don’t use Bitcoin
Use SmartCash
HODL
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5. |
Equal People
00:35
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Look at you
Look at me
There's no difference I can see
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6. |
Percussion Concussion
00:18
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Percussion concussion (x2)
Bang your head on the drums to get the percussion concussion
Again
Instead of seeing stars you'll be seeing drum sets 2x
Percussion concussion (x2)
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7. |
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There was a dinosaur
he was very hungry
he was looking for some
lunch he found a duck
and it said quack
he ate the duck and
he started mutating
yeah!
his skin changed to purple
He grew a bill
he got eye lasers
he got invincibility
but he wasn't that invincible
because he had one weakness
which was dodo birds
if he was pecked by one or if he ate one he would be hurt.
It was the dinosaur that ate the duck.
There was a dinosaur
he was very hungry
he was looking for some
lunch he found a duck
and it said
quack
he ate the duck and
he started mutating
yeah!
his skin changed to purple
he grew a bill
he got eye lasers he got invincibility
but he wasn't that invincible because he had one weakness
which was dodo birds
It was the dinosaur that ate the duck
and the duck that said quack then
they made the Dino of Steel
It was them who made the Dino of Steel.
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8. |
No Pollution No
01:28
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If you want to keep this world
if you do
you need to keep the air the water clean
if we don’t have have any clean air we won't have any oxygen to pump our hearts
and if we don't have any clean water we
won't have any water to keep our body hydrated
No pollution no. No pollution no
We need to stop global warming because it is making the sea levels rise Florida could go back to old times.
Polar bears are going extinct.
and if we don't have any clean water we
won't have any water to keep our body hydrated
No pollution no. No pollution no
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9. |
Breakfast For Dinner
01:52
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it’s night and the moon is full
it’s time to eat some food
but i don’t want chicken
it’s time for eggs and bacon
Breakfast for dinner
Breakfast for dinner
We call it Brinner
there are so many choices
when eating breakfast for dinner
have you ever stuffed french toast with
honey, fruits, or even cream cheese
oh no it’s almost time for bed it’s time for breakfast instead
sausage links even patties cheesy omelets
smothered hash browns
crepes and berries belgian waffles
huge stacks of flippin’ pancakes
it’s night, almost time for bed
I can stuff myself silly
cause I’m not going to school
brinner is the meal that rules
Breakfast for dinner
Breakfast for dinner
We call it Brinner
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10. |
SHOO GO AWAY IRMA!
00:26
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SHOO!
SHOO!
SHOO!
GO AWAY IRMA!
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11. |
I Am Da Monster
01:45
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Hi my name is trent
I’m cute as can be
but i have radical tendencies
They call me “Da Monster” cause
I’m so small but my roar is so strong
I have many untold talents
such as being a mad
scientist
I specialize in explosions
that’s why
I am Da Monster X2
I’m 8 and so sweet I think animals are to awesome to eat
all the fruits and veggies help to tame my inner beast
You’ll think I’m funny when I tell you my jokes
and then I'll impress you when I do my own stunts
I love to play video games and lose control
I jump around like a maniac
I don’t have an inside voice
my volume is always stuck on 11
My bro is so M.L.G. pro
that he played the drums on this song so
we sound awesome so
get wrecked because
I am Da Monster X2
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12. |
Welcome to the MetalFam
03:03
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We’re Mommy’s lil Monsterz
and we’re here to say
We’re not your typical family
We bond over grindcore,
Eating weird foods,
And going crazy places
I’ve heard people say that they
like to hear clean vocals these days
hope you weren't expecting any
cause we are the Most Metal Family on the Internet
You made it this far
You must be here to stay
Welcome to the MetalFam
Have a radical day!
Let's have some fun
Go ahead thrash away
And bang your head to
This song that we play
We make vlogs about our lives
The things we do, you might relate
We dye our hair, make arts and crafts, we go to shows,
We love movies and playing video games
I’ve heard people say that they like to hear clean vocals these days
hope you weren't expecting any
cause we are the Most Metal Family on the Internet
You made it this far
You must be here to stay
Welcome to the MetalFam
Have a radical day!
Let's have some fun
Go ahead thrash away
And bang your head to
This song that we play
The Family that grinds
Together stays together
Now you're a MetalFam member!
Next time sing along
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Mommy's lil Monsterz Cape Coral, Florida
We are the most metal family on the internet! Father and kids extreme metal band! The Harris 3 on Nickelodeon's America's Most Musical Family. Go to MLMmetal.com for merch!
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